MAY THE EMPEROR GUIDE ME!
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MAY THE EMPEROR GUIDE ME!
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BY THE OMNISSIAH, I WILL PREVAIL!
I WILL WIN
I don't think so
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York,
And all the clouds that loured upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths,
Our bruisèd arms hung up for monuments,
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smoothed his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barbèd steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking glass;
I, that am rudely stamped and want love’s majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them--
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to see my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity.
YOU WON'T TRIUMPH FAGGOTS!
YES I WILL YOU TURD BUCKET
WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE YOU SHIT STAIN
Lirio Lirio's bizarre thread
fuck
Okay. Why the fuck do I always get an automatic downvote everytime I post in a thread? Oh wait, I get it now.
Also, I hope this game never fucking ends.
It probably won't
That nintendo switch tho am i right?
Don't answer thatSo uh… How's life, guys?
Lovecraft Femme!Nebu wrote:
So uh… How's life, guys?
Pretty awful because you fools wont stop replying
TheLastMethBender wrote:
Pretty awful because you fools wont stop replying
Hey, fuck you, we can do this all day if we wanted to. Actually, why are we doing this? Oh wait, I terribly forgot why.
Lovecraft Femme!Nebu wrote:
Hey, fuck you, we can do this all day if we wanted to. Actually, why are we doing this? Oh wait, I terribly forgot why.
All day? No mother fucker we can do this all fucking year
succ
TheLastMethBender wrote:
All day? No mother fucker we can do this all fucking year
OH! DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, MOTHERFUCKER?!
slides into the thread
I've never really liked Mario, yet Super Mario Odyssey has me unbelievably hyped. Maybe it's because Mario is becoming Sonic, and Sonic was what introduced me to video games.
Boop
ARMS
This thread is like watching a dog running in circles, hoping that it can bite its tail.
GattsuSeijin wrote:
This thread is like watching a dog running in circles, hoping that it can bite its tail.
We Already Lost.
I, Plankton have now taken control of this thread and declared victory!
In the name of Chum Bucket!
Dear diary, today I beat a yeti couple at snowboarding
Dear diary, today I got my ass handed to me by a handful of bats working with a handful of plants
I win now
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage
I'mma just… post an entire song lyric here. I hope anyone doesn't mind.
Pick me up
Hose me down
I'm sorry boys, about the Dirty Night clowns
Earth does break the things that we make
Like model planes, and cuppy cakes
I can't clear
The leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year
I can't clear
The leaves, from here
They're too far under the brush this year
Let them be buried, buried alive
In their suits
In their ties
Trees to shade the moves that they make
In their suits
In their ties
Let them be buried, buried alive
In their suits
In their ties
You're safe here, now you're in the clear
Now we'll eat soup, and apple pies
I can't clear
The leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year
I can't clear
The leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year
I, will never be
Dirt free
Up the stairs come find me
Come sneak up behind me
I'll be sleeping soundly
Like a baby
La da da da da da da da
La da da da da daa
La da da da da da da da
La da da da da daa
I can't clear
The leave from here
They're too far under the brush this year
Am I winnin' yet?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Angelirio wrote:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flys anyways because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
I win
Arms
stahp
Stop? Ok.
ZA WARUDO
TIME HAS STOPPED
IT JUST WORKS
I'LL MAKE AS MANY JOJO REFERENCES AS I WANT A-TRAIN YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
5555
THIS IS THE THREAD THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FIRENDS
OP STARTED POSTING IT BOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND WE'LL KEEP ON POSTING JUST BECAUSE
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