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Faith in Humanity Restored - Record for faith lost in humanity

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Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Seeing Your Post SEPTEMBER 17, 2012 | IS UE 48 -38 | MORE NEWS The astounding 6-day-old child already knows the human race is abhorrent and beyond hope SCHAUMBURG, IL-In a turn of events that has stunned the worldwide medical community, local infant Nathan Jameson, born just six days ago, has become the youngest person ever to permanently and irrevocably lose all faith in humanity. ARTICLE TOOLS Tweet 874 f Like12k "This shatters all previous records," University of Chicago psychologist173 Douglas McAllister said Monday. "In all of documented medical history, there is no case of a newborn taking less than four months to develop the mental faculties required to grasp the full extent of this existential nightmare we call life on earth." tumblr RELATED ARTICLES

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Platus

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Sep 27, 2012 at 11:45AM EDT

Awww, he broke my record.

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POOTIS

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Aug 06, 2013 at 05:25PM EDT in reply to idontknow68

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