>be me, 12-14
>dad says we are never getting a cat
>i am sad
>dad breaks up with toxic gf
>dad says we are getting a cat
>we get cat first day of lockdown in 2020
>dad starts talking to woman
>2021
>dad says we are not getting another cat, one is enough
>stray cat gives birth to three
>2022
>dad's girlfriend's daughter wants one
>dad says no, because its his house
>dad makes plans for them to move in
>dad says they can keep the cat
>we have 2 cats now
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