The copypasta I'm looking for was in the vein of "This is the ideal male body…" but the original image was instead of a football player and a cheerleader kissing, and the text was about how the image was of a perfect relationship and the people who see the image instinctively recognize that they failed to achieve it. Of course, people then starting posting the copypasta with weird couples.
Does anyone remember this? If you could type out the copypasta's specific text, it would help me greatly.