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Last posted Mar 17, 2024 at 07:45AM EDT. Added Jan 11, 2017 at 12:22PM EST
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Squibblyskadew wrote:

Somebody pressure the staff into making a Dungeon Meshi entry already.
We've got a new Bocchi/Pomni/Kobeni girlfailure.

Hope Baalbudy is taking notes.

Squibblyskadew wrote:

I'm forcing 2000s music on all of you for no other reason than me just being in a nostalgic 2000s vibe at the moment.










Here's a few I think you missed:

Eventually (and rather soon I may add they are getting REALLY old) all boomers will die and we will be forced to blame ourselves for our problems.

Then what? We are quickly arriving to a crisis here we are running out of mutual enemies to point a finger too.

I would say something like: we turn against Gen Z next those guys are barely born and are jerks already, but the problem is that I am pretty sure bullying children is not very nice.

We are in trouble guys

No!! wrote:

I would say something like: we turn against Gen Z next those guys are barely born and are jerks already, but the problem is that I am pretty sure bullying children is not very nice.

We are in trouble guys

You have no imagination whatsover, do you? The answer is obvious:

(Also most Zoomers aren't children anymore, you're thinking about Gen Alpha)

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No!! wrote:

How can we be certain Hatsune Miku wont turn against humanity?

We can definitely be certain about it because she has learned to love humanity by meeting and getting married to Akihiko Kondo.

fun fact about mortal kombat! In mortal kombat Superman is sort of canonically weaker than Omniman cause Superman gets clapped by all the magic in mortal kombat and Omniman for some reason doesnt.

i find it funny how wholesome mortal kombat story is yet how fucking brutal and violent the actual game gets.

"Why is this game so controversial its just a fantasy story of heroes fighting against dastardly villians…OH THAT GUY LOST HIS FUCKING SPINE! jesus…."

No!! wrote:

i find it funny how wholesome mortal kombat story is yet how fucking brutal and violent the actual game gets.

"Why is this game so controversial its just a fantasy story of heroes fighting against dastardly villians…OH THAT GUY LOST HIS FUCKING SPINE! jesus…."

Are you trying to summon The4thSnake? Because that's how you summon The4thSnake.

Also

Last edited Jan 16, 2024 at 02:53PM EST

Sir Snakeboat wrote:

b-b-but le epic updoots and the heccing golds

i would like to add onto this and say that if i ever say this again, please shoot me multiple times with a high caliber firearm, preferably to the head

thank you, and carry on

and yes i did just quote myself, fuck you lol

Last edited Jan 16, 2024 at 03:58PM EST

Squibblyskadew wrote:

Wow jolly wizz! Thanks for the endorsement kind stranger!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Please ignore the million edits.

Last edited Jan 19, 2024 at 03:27AM EST

Uoiea wrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Please ignore the million edits.

_haha you didn't textile right nerd_

what the fuck it unbroke now the joke is ruined

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Uoiea wrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Please ignore the million edits.

I'm a little disappointed you didn't go the extra bit to personalise the copypasta. On that note… ahem.

I've come to make an announcement: Uoiea's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking comment. That's right, he took his BBC dick out and he pissed on my fucking comment, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's based," so I'm making a callout post on my KnowYourMeme.com: Uoiea, you've got a circumcised dick, It's the texture of this walnut except WAY wrinklier. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no wrinkles, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my comment, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck KYM. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning]!! Except I'm not gonna [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning] on KYM, I'm gonna go higher; I'm [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning] ON DON! How do you like that, Kym-tan? I [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning] ON DON, YOU IDIOT!

Last edited Jan 19, 2024 at 03:46AM EST

Squibblyskadew wrote:

I'm a little disappointed you didn't go the extra bit to personalise the copypasta. On that note… ahem.

I've come to make an announcement: Uoiea's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking comment. That's right, he took his BBC dick out and he pissed on my fucking comment, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's based," so I'm making a callout post on my KnowYourMeme.com: Uoiea, you've got a circumcised dick, It's the texture of this walnut except WAY wrinklier. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no wrinkles, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my comment, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck KYM. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning]!! Except I'm not gonna [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning] on KYM, I'm gonna go higher; I'm [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning] ON DON! How do you like that, Kym-tan? I [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning] ON DON, YOU IDIOT!

did you actually get a warning for this that's fucking hilarious

Squibblyskadew wrote:

I'm a little disappointed you didn't go the extra bit to personalise the copypasta. On that note… ahem.

I've come to make an announcement: Uoiea's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking comment. That's right, he took his BBC dick out and he pissed on my fucking comment, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's based," so I'm making a callout post on my KnowYourMeme.com: Uoiea, you've got a circumcised dick, It's the texture of this walnut except WAY wrinklier. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no wrinkles, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my comment, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck KYM. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning]!! Except I'm not gonna [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning] on KYM, I'm gonna go higher; I'm [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning] ON DON! How do you like that, Kym-tan? I [redacted by mod, user has recieved a warning] ON DON, YOU IDIOT!

You know I would attempt to shit talk you down to oblivion, but I've learn from past experience that all that will do is that it would leave me to dead to rights from being called a Sad-Lonely-Bitchy-Whiny-Maidenless-Incel-Crybaby-Pussyboy©.

So I will for once shed my ignorance and learn from my previous failures, not only as a internet commenter, but as a maidenless man who lives in the middle of ass-fuck nowhere, and accept the fact that I could've done much more effort into my skills as a Shitposter.
And I will learn from this experience. Nurture it into being. Use it to grow my very soul from it. To deliver thyself from effortless humor that I have hedonistically indulged in previously.

To better myself for the sake of the Memes©

Also my dick is not circumcised.

Uoiea wrote:

You know I would attempt to shit talk you down to oblivion, but I've learn from past experience that all that will do is that it would leave me to dead to rights from being called a Sad-Lonely-Bitchy-Whiny-Maidenless-Incel-Crybaby-Pussyboy©.

So I will for once shed my ignorance and learn from my previous failures, not only as a internet commenter, but as a maidenless man who lives in the middle of ass-fuck nowhere, and accept the fact that I could've done much more effort into my skills as a Shitposter.
And I will learn from this experience. Nurture it into being. Use it to grow my very soul from it. To deliver thyself from effortless humor that I have hedonistically indulged in previously.

To better myself for the sake of the Memes©

Also my dick is not circumcised.

this is one of the best character arcs i've ever seen, just below apple fritter guy

god damn

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