Woman Immediately Ruins 2023 By Posting Her 'Statistics' From 2022

Welp, 2023 is a wash, let's pack it up and hope 2024 is better.

That was the sentiment many people seemed to express upon seeing a tweet from one viral Twitter user by the name of @Aella_girl, who closed out 2022 by posting her personal "statistics" from that year, apparently ruining everyone's life who saw it.

very likely the most cursed thing I will see all 2023 pic.twitter.com/k7rkzjNLNU

— Lena (@banalplay) January 1, 2023

Granted, we exaggerate, but not by much. Many users saw some instant, Les Mis-sized red flags in @Aella_girl's recap list, first and foremost being the statistic that she showered "37 times" in 2022. Simple math boils that down to just three showers a month.

In response to some replies @Aella_girl received from people concerned that this would make her very stinky, she assured users that she does this so as to not disturb her microbiome. She also regularly uses a bidet and "spot-washes" her armpits and genitals, however. This must be necessary, considering she had sex nearly twice as many times as she showered in 2022.

yep, I try not to disturb my natural skin microbiome too much. if I shower too often I seem to stink more! I regularly use a bidet and spot-wash my armpits and genitals tho.

— Aella (@Aella_Girl) January 1, 2023

Red flags numbers two and three were the number of times @Aella_girl went outside (222) and pooped (197) in 2022. The combination of Aella_girl not leaving the house for over a third of the year and not pooping for nearly half of the year with her infrequent showers raised concerns for her health (though perhaps "concerned" is not the right word).

went outside: 222
pooped: 194
had sex: 63
showered: 37 https://t.co/BDuKqtW4Uo pic.twitter.com/0CBAOIXACr

— vidaru (@_vidaru) January 2, 2023

194 shits, 37 showers pic.twitter.com/5DvlYnFrDM https://t.co/W4p2XZUoN7

— ken (@JaiIpose) January 2, 2023

The sex to shower ratio??? https://t.co/Fp8LzuSmPi pic.twitter.com/9l7r6zLOgQ

— Charlie ⛄️🐝 (@cw_riley3) January 1, 2023

While Aella's statistics were concerning to some, it is but the tip of the iceberg of her vast internet footprint. Prior to going viral over the weekend for her questionable living and bathing habits, she has drawn attention on Twitter for posting various bizarre polls and making the top post in Reddit's NSFW subreddit /r/gonewild.

Additionally, she is selling her eggs, as well as dates and video calls on her personal website.